How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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You.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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