What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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hrih

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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