What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Obama 2012

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Runescape.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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