What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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womens sports...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Obama 2012

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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The Holocaust

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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