- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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