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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Haha, I get it..

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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