why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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The game.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock knock come in.

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Anti Joke

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