- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Latvia isn't a joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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