Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Anti Joke

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