"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A woman wears a dress.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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