- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk