- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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