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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Racial equality.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A woman wears a dress.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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