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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

just in time?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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