What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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