- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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