- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

I have read the terms and conditions

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

women's rights

A: Do you like it B: No

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