- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.