- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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