A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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The Big Band Theory

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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