- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Your adopted.....

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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