- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A woman wears a dress.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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