How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Michael Brown

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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