- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

penis in the camel

Yo Mama just died.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??