- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

I love alchohol!

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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