- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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