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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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