- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

women's rights

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

A: Do you like it B: No

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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