- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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