- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

a black guy hates chicken.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black's career.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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