black people

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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