Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

i like it in the mouth

You sick fiend

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Tilt your screen back

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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