- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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