- Anti Joke

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

-1

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

-1

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

-1

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

-1

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

-1

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

-1

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

The Big Band Theory

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

a black guy hates chicken.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black's career.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??