How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Ben Affleck

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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