- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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