- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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