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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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