Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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batman has diarrhea

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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