a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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