- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man on a moped

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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