Jesus wept.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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