- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

America Votes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

women's rights

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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