What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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