Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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acuna

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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