How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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The Colts this year.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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acuna

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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equality for women

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

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