Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Swag.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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