What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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