What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Obama.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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NASCAR

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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