whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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