What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Swag.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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