Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Jebron Lames.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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