- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

batman has diarrhea

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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