- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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