Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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go F*** yourself

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Obama.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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