What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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the game

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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