- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

The Princess is in another castle

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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