Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

I need to start studying.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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