- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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