I have an idea! You leave.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How come anti jokes r funny

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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