Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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