- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

a. why? b. because I wanted

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??