- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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