Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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