What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Urban ghettos

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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