Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Knock knock Shut up

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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